FAST INFO MAGAZINE: 2013-07-07

Saturday, 13 July 2013

Rivers State Crisis: 'Why I Am Fighting Governor Rotimi Amaechi'...Hon. Evans Bipi (VIDEO)

The leader of the the anti-Rotimi Amaechi camp of lawmakers in River state, ~~Hon~~. Evans Bipi, (in blue) has explained the reasons he led an onslaught against the state’s House of assembly on Tuesday.‬
Evans Bipi, recently lead a team of five lawmakers, backed by thugs, to ignite a fracas in the state's House ofAssembly, against other lawmakers that do not disagree with their move to impeach the governor, Rotimi Amaechi. In this video short immediately after the fracas, Mr. Bipi explains why he is not happy with the state's governor...he is seen saying stuffs like:

"Why must the governor come and supervise the beating of my colleagues"

“Why must he be insulting the president?”

“Why must he be insulting my mother, my Jesus Christ on earth?”

Watch the video after the cut...

Selena Gomez has unveiled her brand new Adidas clothing collection' NEO this is the line's first promo pictures. The singer has teamed up with the sports fashion giant. The Neo range is aimed towards teenage girls

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Malala is the 16 year old Pakistani school girl and education activist who was shot in the head and neck in an assassination attempt by Taliban gunmen while returning home on a school bus on 9 October 2012. She marked her 16th birthday by

In this shocking but all-too-familiar tale of domestic violence, Onyemma, a 29-year-old businessman, reveals how his uncle became a dummy house help in his own house at the hands of a nagging and brutal housewife.
He says his uncle, Mr Gideon, has been stripped of his self-confidence as a man and his marriage has become a living nightmare.

Mr Gideon's story
A few years after their marriage, Gideon was like a little god to his wife but things took a different turn when he lost his job with a paint company. His wife suddenly became the

"@Cossydiva: Chilling with my besti. The crazy doling. The bestest. With hubby right now.... hmm my face hmm highness

If many best friends were like this, most guys would be happy..lol

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A Zimbabwean Manhoòd Stretches To Knee Level After He Had Séx With Another Man's Wife

A Zvishavane man died last Tuesday morning at a Bulawayo hospital in a suspected case of runyoka which saw his manhood elongating to knee-level after he allegedly has s*x with a headman's wife.

The now deceased, whose name could not be ascertained by the time of going to press, is believed to be from Chief Mazvihwa's area in Zvishavane, Midlands Province.

The man's mysterious condition reportedly sent shivers down the spines of some patients, visitors and hospital staff at the United Bulawayo Hospitals (UBH). He was reportedly

Al Mustapha who was discharged by the Appeal Court in Lagos yesterday visited Prophet TB Joshua immediately after his release from prison.
T.B Joshua explains why Al-Mustapha visited him first:

I got to know him many years ago when a petition was addressed to General Bamaiyi who was the then Chairman of the NDLEA. As you know, several efforts had been made by my detractors to bring me and my ministry down. One of those efforts was that petition. I was arrested for investigation and it was later discovered that it was a tissue of lies. I spent nine days with them for investigation and they found the whole thing to be a fabrication. From there, I

Among a “101 things to do instead of doing it” pamphlet recently given to students at Caloundra Christian College in Queensland, Australia were suggestions such as horse riding, eating something new, blowing bubbles, playing ball without the ball and a burping contest.

Christian Schools Australia CEO Steve O’Doherty says he’s surprised by the public attention the pamphlet is receiving as it’s hardly anything new that Christians preach abstinence.

“Christian schools teach that the safest way of protecting yourself medically and

Young men who are not yet thinking of raising a family sometimes take things too far. They engage in some risky behaviours that not only jeopardise their health but the health of their spèrm also.

This is not to say it’s only young men that unwittingly toy with their spèrm’s health. Adult men do, too, by making unhealthy and unwise life choices that may make it difficult or, sometimes, impossible, to impregnate a woman.

Family physician, Dr. Toun Agbaje, says, generally, spèrm health depends on three major factors — the quantity, quality and motility (movement). She says a man is deemed fertile

VIDEO: Rivers Of Chaos-The Sequence Of July 9th Events

Scene 1: Evans Bapakaye Bipi, the leader of renegade five Rivers State lawmakers that invaded the House with thugs narrates how he beat up a fellow lawmaker-Chidi Lloyd- to his supporters outside the Rivers State Assembly

For the past few summers, we have hosted a
Summer Home Business Contest to encourage
people to work on projects during their school

As many women can relate, being dumped is a horrible feeling filled with sorrow and pints of ice cream.

But in Samantha La Rocco's case, her pity party was brought to an abrupt halt Sunday when she received an uplifting message on her to-go container from Truly Vegan, a

Who's the baddest of them all? Rihanna. She went shopping in Monaco wearing this...One word.. Wow!

CHRIS BROWN I KILLED MY GRAFFITI Monsters ... NOT the City

EXCLUSIVE DETAILS

Chris Brown is kissing his precious graffiti monsters goodbye, and while it looks like he lost the war to keep the"art" on his Hollywood Hills home -- Chris is saying it's coming down

Dear Colleagues,

Articles in Press Section of the Journal of Sports Science and Medicine
are available for you to access the abstracts and the full articles in
http and pdf formats.

Yours truly,

Hakan Gur, MD, PhD
Editor-in-Chief

p.s. Articles in Press are accepted, peer reviewed articles that are
not yet assigned to an issue, but are citable.

The singer talked about her controversial nude photos which she took for a private magazine in New York in this interview with Happenings Magazine.

WHITNEY HOUSTON'S DAUGHTER CRIES OUT OVER HER ENGAGEMENT TO HER ADOPTED BROTHER

It is no longer news that Whitney Houston's daughter,Bobbi Kristina is dating her adopted brother Nick Gordon . Bobbi Kristina wants everyone to know that it's not an incest thing because her future husband is not her biological brother.
Read her Facebook post:

YES, we me nick are engaged. I’m tired of hearing people say “eww your engaged to your brother or if Whitney was still alive would we be together or would she approve of this.” Let me clear up something, we aren’t even real brother and sister nor is he my adoptive brother. My mom never adopted him. In fact, mommy was the one who even said that she knew that we were going to start dating. My mom knows me better than any of you. A lot of yall are saying that yall are only saying this all out of love. Which is bull

Zimbio has released a list of the Top 50 Most Influential Celebrities on the Web. In order to be considered, the celebs have to be active on both Twitter and Facebook, be primarily famous in the U.S. (or have a significant state-side fan

Nigerians have besieged various YouTube channels to catch a glimpse of what transpired on the floor of the Rivers State House of Assembly when the lawmakers were embroiled in a fight.

Five members of the House opposed to Governor Rotimi Amaechi had engaged about 13 of their colleagues in a fight shortly after the pro-governor lawmakers resisted their move to impeach the Speaker of the House of Assembly, Mr. Otelemaba Amachree.

In the mayhem, the Leader of the House, Mr. Chidi Lloyd; Michael Chinda and

LAMAR ODOM KHLOE QUESTIONS SET HIM OFF

It's now clear why Lamar Odom flipped out on a paparazzo in L.A. yesterday -- he was pissed that the snapper repeatedly hammered him about a report he cheated on Khloe Kardashian.

The confrontation was all captured on video as the photog -- not a TMZ guy --

Popular American actress, Halle Berry has announced that she is getting married to her fiance, Oliver Martinez, this weekend.

Berry, who had earlier said she won’t be getting married again, said she was surprised to find herself engaged to the French actor.

She later joked about it after becoming engaged to Olivier, who she met on the set of 2012's Dark Tide. She said, "who knew?! I swore it off, right? Never say never, people!"

The duo have been engaged since March, 2012. This will make it a third

A baby girl who was pronounced dead at birth came back to life three hours later on the altar of a hospital chapel.

According to reports,the body of Yasmin Gomes had been placed in a box and left in the chapel at the hospital in Londrina, south Brazil, by a nurse who couldn't face sending her to the morgue.

Yasmin's body remained in a box in the chapel until 2pm, when her grandmother arrived with the owner of a funeral parlour, Rosilis Ferro, carrying the baby's coffin.

But as soon as they went to pick her up, the newborn kicked a leg, according

A Federal High Court sitting in Abuja yesterday fixed September 20 for judgement in a suit filed by the Federal Government to claim the $15 million bribe money by former Delta State governor, James Onanefe Ibori.

Ibori allegedly offered the money as a bribe to the pioneer chairman of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, Mallam Nuhu Ribadu, to stop his trial for corruption.

The fund is presently in the custody of the Central Bank of Nigeria, CBN.

The trial judge, Justice Gabriel Kolawole, fixed the date after taking arguments

Burning Question: Should Willow Smith really be singing about a "Summer Fling" at 12? The video looks inappropriate for her age, too. — Y.W., Detroit

If you're speaking about those lyrics — "It's just a few months, but we do it anyway" — followed by filmed flirtations with someone who appears to be much older than Willow, you're not alone.

Sure, the video also has plenty of teen-appropriate japery, like trampoline jumping, fake British accents and super soakers. But that isn't stopping the Twitterverse from weighing in with very mixed reactions.

"What the hell," an @ethannovak tweeted. "Have you guys seen Willow Smith's music video for 'Summer Fling'? She is 12. Super disturbing."

"Willow smith is 12 years old," @foyinog echoed. "I know that, but does she?"

However, the real backlash is coming from the child development community. The general

Wouldn't it be clever if Jay-Z performed his new song "Picasso Baby" at an art museum?

Done.

The hip-hop mogul, who just released his album Magna Carta Holy Grail,reportedly rapped the song over and over for six hours at New York's Pace Gallery.

According to reports, the footage will be used for a music video directed by Mark Romanek, who also worked on Jay's "99 Problems" short.

Beginning around 1 p.m. ET Wednesday, people were ushered into the space for hour-long shifts to watch the Watch The Throne rapper live, The Fader reported.

Jay's presentation featured a few special guests, including performance artist Marina Abramovic, who took the stage with him. Jay and Abramovic shared a

HALLE BERRY Dear Auction House, THAT JUNK AIN'T MINE

Halle Berry pulled the plug on a Canadian auction billed as the sale of 400 items belonging to the actress ... because the stuff just ain't hers.

Halle's attorney fired off a cease and desist letter to The Montreal Auction

Looking like a cross between Coco, Anna Nicole Smith, and two young girls who just got their hair braided on a cheesy summer vacation, Playboy's famous twins Kristina and Karissa Shannon resurfaced in L.A. recently ... or at least their tanned asses did.

Caution: slippery when wet

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Why We Changed Our Family Name From Ojukwu To Damasus — Stella Damasus

“I’m from Delta State. I was born into a Christian family of five girls and a boy. I lost my brother in 1991 to asthma. I lived with my parents until I came to Lagos after my secondary school. I was living with my sister, got into music and that was when I went to Klink Studio, joined a band and started performing live. My daddy is a fantastic man. He is Chief SKC Damasus. He was a banker all his life.

During the war he was a soldier and after the war he became a banker. My mum is a banker as well. I was brought up in a home of bankers. Everything was by the book. You go to school, come back, study, receive guests and the likes. Again, because I had older sisters things were easier. Growing up was fun.

My family name was changed from Ojukwu to Damasus during the Nigeria/Biafra civil war because we were being mistaken to be related to a warlord. I was told that my family name used to be Ojukwu but during the civil war there was confusion because a lot of my family members were mistaken to be related to one war lord. They were burning a lot of houses in my village so my father and his brother decided to adopt my grandfather’s first name.

It was a Greek name which was Damasus, my grandfather’s name was Damasus Ojukwu. So I was born into Damasus not Ojukwu and the only thing I know about the civil war are the stories my parents told me.” – Stella Damasus

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Mrs Nnamdi Asomugha Heats Up Vanity Fair Magazine’s August Issue! See Kerry Washington’s Sexy Spread

No scandal here; just full-on Kerry Washington sexy glamour or should I say Mrs Nnamdi Asomugha.
I am so excited that the Hollywood actress tied the knot with the Nigerian-American NFL player, because I have always yearned to blog daily about her

It is either Ugandan singer, Iryn Namubiru is so fame hungry or she was high on something when she performed onstage ...else how will you explain the moment she knelt down and allowed her fans to put their hands into her 'Aso Rock', touching all that they can find down there?

....see the disgusting pic after the cut...

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Monday, 8 July 2013

Official Music Video: Be My Girl - SHYBOI

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Hilarious But True...!

ACTUAL PASSPORT LETTER:

This, apparently, is an actual letter received by the UK Passport Office.

Dear Sirs,

I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe how is it that Sky Television has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a bleeding satellite dish from them back in 1988, and yet, the Government is still asking me where I was bloody born and on what date.

Do you guys do this by hand?

My birth date you have on my pension book.

It's on all the income tax forms I've filed for the past 30 years.

It is on my National Health card.

My driving licence.

My car insurance.

On the last eight damn passports I've had.

It's on all those stupid customs declaration forms I've had to fill out before being allowed off the plane over the last 30 years.

PRINCE JACKSON JIU JITSU BADASS At Legendary Fight School

EXCLUSIVE

Prince Jackson is one step closer to becoming a cold-blooded killing machine -- TMZ has learned, Michael Jackson's first born just earned his blue belt in Jiu Jitsu last week ... from one of the most famous martial arts

Kenyan Model Malaika Ferth Cast in Prada Autum/Winter 2013 Campaign

For the first time since 1996, practically two decades ago, Italian luxury brand Prada has cast a black model. As part of the labels Autumn/Winter 2013 campaign, 19 year old UK raised Kenyan modelMalaika Firth was cast as one of the 7 models in the campaign alongside Christy Turlington and Chinese model Fei Fei Sun.

Malaika, who has been modelling since 2011 is the first black model to pose with the signature Prada items since Naomi Campbell’s runway appearance in 1994.

This is also the first time, in a long time, Prada is casting an Asian model.

Check out the other photos with Christie Turlington and Fei Fei Sun from the campaign below.

It sounds so funny but it actually happened.
And trust Nigerians on Twitter, I don't even need to hide her identity any longer, the story got the couple involved trending.

So, here's what happened.

@MizFloxy needed some money cos she was broke. So she sent a private message to one of her contacts

Raw Zucchini Pasta and Creamy Avocado-Cucumber Sauce

Raw pasta dishes will leave you feeling so refreshed and at your best; they are perfect for the warm summer months. You could also put this sauce on any pasta of choice. But blending it with zucchini noodles is a refreshing way to eat it.

The husband of famous TV cooker Nigella Lawson has gone from the throat to the jugular -- filing for divorce because his wife didn't come to his defense after he choked her in public.

Yeah, you read right.

Charles Saatchi -- the mega-wealthy art collector who famously put his hands around Lawson's throat last

Many have been looking forward to it and, yes Beverly Osu has finally started a love game in the Big Brother Africa House with South African Anglo.

Can both sex stay together without doing the unusual Act?

All the "things" were caught on camera. Watch The Video after the cut....

American Singer, Beyonce recently showed off her much-loved curves in the celebration of US independence.

She rocks a nice top and shorts in the US colors to show her love for her country on July 4.

See photos below;

The Nigerian hip-hop star was honoured Last night with the prestigious Entertainment Entrepreneur 'NigerianImage Award' for his contribution towards the development of Nigerian/African music & entertainment.

...see some pics from the event after the cut...

MANY found it hard to believe. They made calls to confirm if those close to the bishop had heard the story.

But the ‘man of God’ himself told the story before journalists at the State Criminal

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