Tuesday, 22 July 2014

Man Sends Wife Spreadsheet Of Times She Denied Him S£x

A 26 year old s£xually frustrated man created a spreadsheet detailing reasons why his wife would not have s£x with him. For a whole month, the man jotted down every reason the woman gave to turn him down when he asked for s£x…from ‘I’m too tired’, to ‘I’m watching the show’ to ‘I have to be up early’ and sent it to her via email during a business trip to get her attention. She said when she tried to reach him after receiving the email, he refused to pick her calls and she angrily posted it on Reddit.

The lady said they’d been together for five years but only married for two years without any kids.

“Yesterday morning, while in a taxi on the way to the airport, husband sends a message to my

work email which is connected to my phone. He’s never done this, we always communicate in person or by text. I open it up, and it’s a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won’t miss me for the 10 days I’m gone.” She said “Attached is a spreadsheet of all the times he has tried to initiate sEx since June 1, with a column for my “excuses”, using verbatim quotes of why I didn’t feel like having s£x at that very moment.’

Spreadsheet below..

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