Saturday 11 May 2013

ABC Shows Canceled: Happy Endings, Body of Proof and More

ABC Shows Canceled: Happy Endings, Body of Proof and More
Will there be a happy ending for Happy Endings? ABC canceled the critically adored but low-rated comedy after three seasons on Friday, May 10. Starring Damon Wayans Jr., Eliza CoupeElishaCuthbertZachary KnightonCasey Wilsonand Adam Pally, the half-hour comedy was featured in a different timeslot each year. In it most recent season,Happy Endings was moved from Tuesdays to Sundays. It was taken off the schedule before returning with back-to-back episodes on Fridays.
"You guys are rad," Knighton tweeted. "We'll be back." If all goes well, the show will find another network. USA is reportedly interested in picking the series up, just as TBS picked up Cougar Townafter it was canceled by ABC in 2012.

Brain, Interrupted


Technology has given us many gifts, among them dozens of new ways to grab our attention. It’s hard to talk to a friend without your phone buzzing at least once. Odds are high you will check your Twitter feed or Facebook wall while reading this article. Just try to type a memo at work without having an e-mail pop up that ruins your train of thought.

“I Don’t Want To Cry” – Mourinho Says He Won’t Watch Ferguson’s Last Home Game


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Jose Mourinho has revealed that Sir Alex Ferguson, specifically called to inform him about his retirement – news that left him totally devastated.

The Real Madrid manager, who was in the running to replace the Scot, also admitted that playing at Old Trafford, will never be the same again.

“When Sir Alex called me to give me the honour of knowing from him his decision, I was surprised and sad,” he told Sky Sports.

Tom Hanks is America's Most Trusted Dude


Hollywood types are almost never known for being 100% above the line, but there's one guy who's managed to navigate show business for more than 30 years without turning himself into rag mag material, stinting it at Betty Ford or joining the celeb mug shot brigade: Tom Hanks.
So, it's hardly any surprise that Reader's Digesthas now pegged him as America's poster child for trustworthiness.
Somehow, Tom Hanks has managed to live a rather ordinary (albeit still pretty glam) life while doubling as so many others over the past three decades. In fact, he and wife Rita Wilson just celebrated their 25th wedding anniversary. That's like a century and a half in Tinsel Town years.
Do we smell a political transition brewing with this news? Hanks has had a lot of experience playing the game on-screen. We'll see!
Also ranked among the top 10 on the list are Sandra Bullock, Denzel Washington, Meryl Streep, Steven Spielberg and Julia Roberts. Nice little group they've assembled there ... which is probably the point. They're like the Avengers of niceness.
Anyway, we should note that Tom Hanks is not just a trustworthy chap and devoted husband; he's also got some other admirable qualities going on, you know, apart from being a back-to-back Oscar-winner actor and all.
For starters, he definitely knows the rules.

Kanye West Hits Head On Metal Sign



While out in Beverly Hills with Kim Kardashian, Kanye West was trying not to have his picture taken and ended up banging his head into a sign.

At that time, he kept his cool and walked into the restaurant. But later, he emerged and went crazy on a photographer.

"Don’t take a muthaf-ckin’ photo man. Don’t take a photo! Stop it! All of you muthaf-ckas stop it man!”


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Friday 10 May 2013

It Must Be Spring, Because Rihanna Forgot To Button Her Shirt! (PHOTO)


Rihanna steps out in NYC.

 I think you forgot a few buttons there, Rihanna. Wait. Why am I surprised?
As y'all are well aware, we are NO stranger to seeing Rihanna's leading role in "50 Shades Of Naked." She's naked on social medianaked in magazinesnaked before playing a "Diamonds World Tour" shownaked in shoes, and when it's cold outside, she's naked in front of a roaring fire. (At least she knows how to anticipate the elements!) And if you thought that the "Stay" singer would button it up when she's walking around outside, well, you'd be dead wrong, because NOTHING and NO ONE will stop Rihanna from letting it all hang out.
Snapped exiting NYC's Da Silvano restaurant, Rihanna strolled out in a SUPER low-cut top that plainly says, "Helloooo, world! Oops, I've come undone! But who cares?! I got the goods! And I'm NEWLY SINGLE!" Hey, maybe we just answered our own question! Of COURSE Rihanna's showin' it off -- after reportedly splitting from Chris Brown (again), she's probably officially on da prowl. Because after a breakup, wouldn't it heal YOUR ego to bask in a night of unbuttoned blouses and copious amounts of rich, delicious food? (But let's just hope that Rihanna wore a stretchy skirt with that top. We give Ri all kinds of props for going out to eat with her stomach literally exposed. Talk about no-bloat fear!)

More pics after the cut

Aggrieved pastor locks up Dana Office for failure to pay him N500m in damages


One Pastor Daniel Omowunmi, whose property was affected in the ill-fated Dana flight 992 which killed over 153 people on board, as well as approximately 10 other persons and caused injuries to many people on the ground. Locked the main gate of the Dana office at Allen Avenue and blocked the entrance with his Toyota Sports Utility Vehicle Yesterday Wednesday 8 instant.

Omowunmi, who arrived Dana office at 5.30am, brought with him three iron chains and padlock which he used to lock out all employees of the company.

Improving Your Relationship!

taking relationships for granted
I’ve been in enough relationships to know that around the 3-year mark, you start to get a little fidgety. After spending a considerable amount of time with someone, it is natural toget used to him or her, and perhaps take him or her for granted. Left unchecked, this behavior can ultimately destroy a relationship, which would obviously suck balls. So just in case you are taking your partner for granted, here are six E’s that might just save your relationship.
Expect nothing. If you don’t appreciate all the things your partner does for you, then he or she is likely to stop doing them. This causes fights. Instead of expecting that your lover will take out the trash, pay for dinner, or perform cunnilingus, you should consider asking them for these things. Then thank them when they perform. A little appreciation goes a long way in a long term relationship.
Express your love. Taking the time out of your day to tell or show your partner how you feel about them is absolutely essential to making an LTR function properly. The longer the relationship, the easier it is to forget small things like hugs, kisses, and early morning blowjobs. The more love you show, the more love you are going to feel. That’s just science.
Experience new things: Taking yourself out of your comfort zone is a great way to rediscover yourself, and in turn rediscover your partner. Its natural to fall into routines in your relationship, but shaking it up every now and again is the perfect way to replenish your feelings. It can be something as exciting as booking a last minute trip to the Bahamas, or as simple as suggesting an afternoon bike-ride or hike.
Explore your past. If your relationship is feeling stagnant, reminiscing about when you first met will surely light a fire under both of your crotches. Looking back on old mementos, photos, and things you saved from your first dates will remind you why you fell in love in the first place, and how much time you have invested in each other.

The Ultimate Cat Sweater is Coming Back Into Style

ultimate cat sweater

When I first saw this sweatshirt, I thought: “What in the name of Kimmie Gibler 90′s fashion is this printed monstrosity?” Then I remembered the who shot the couch printed dresses of Anna Wintour, Beyonce, and Kim Kardashian at the 2013 MET Gala and I realized something: crazy prints are coming back into style. It is only a matter of time before everyone is wearing kitten-prints and dresses covered in wolves, howling at a full moon.
My initial reaction is was nausea and the Parkinson’s shakes. Then I realized that someone had to go out of their way to create such ugly prints. Somewhere out there, an artist is smoking weed in his Brooklyn loft, screen-printing these poor animals, and creating this fashion. When you look at it that way, its kind of cool. So I guess what I am saying is that if cat sweaters and hideous prints are coming back into style, I might just pick one up myself. God bless Stephanie Tanner, who was a pioneer of horrible 90′s fashion for paving the way for all the hipsters of today.





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30DayGourmetFreezerCooking] May 2013 Chewin' the News from Carol

 


May 2013 - Welcome Spring!!
by Carol Santee 

In This Issue:

A WEEK IN THE KITCHEN WITH CAROL

Welcome Spring!! Spring is one of my favorite seasons. It is great to spend more time outside and fire up the grill for the first time. I am looking forward to making Flatbread Pizza!

First, I would like to say how much I appreciate the emails and messages I have received from all of you concerning the newsletter. It's nice to know that it has been missed. Hopefully that will change and I can get back to bringing you news and recipes from my kitchen every month.